How To “Pad” a Budget And Become a Billionaire In Nigeria

The public row between the Speaker of the House of
Representatives, Yakubu Dogara, and his erstwhile ally and former chairman of
the House Appropriation Committee, Abdulmumin Jibrin, has provided a glimpse
into how lawmakers routinely make billions of naira by inserting fictitious
projects into the national budget each year.

 Nigerians have been appalled at the scale of alleged fraud
perpetrated in the National Assembly, as revealed by Mr. Jibrin.

PREMIUM TIMES’ digital lead, Emmanuel Ogala, who covered the
National Assembly for years, compiles some of the spilled secrets that
summarily highlight the many ways crooked lawmakers steal from the nation’s
commonwealth.
Here are 11 steps to get rich quickly through the budget:
1. Get elected into the National Assembly –you can go to
Senate or House of Representatives. It doesn’t really matter.
2. Be a good friend of the Speaker or Senate President, and
the respective chairpersons of appropriation committees. That is the
legislative committee that vets the budget.
3. Think up some flimsy projects – say, boreholes to provide
water for your poor constituents. It is called constituency project.
4. Look for a government agency or ministry that can smuggle
that project into the budget for you and lobby the target Minister or DG. Of
course the respective committee chairman in the National Assembly must know.
5. Set up a company. Or get your spouse, brother, sister, or
loyalist to register a company that can execute your chosen project.
6. Plead with the chairman of the Appropriation Committee to
edit the budget and include your project under the agency or ministry that you
lobbied. Because budget figures are usually large, this may seem like adding a
cup of water to River Niger. If appropriation chairman refuses to play, lobby
the Speaker or the Senate President.
7. Say ‘aye’ on the day the budget is put up for debate.
(This step is not very critical. You can decide not to show up and it will be
bundled with the entire budget and passed. Almost all of your colleagues are in
it.)
8. After the Ministry of Finance has released funds,
approach the head of the agency to award the contract for your project to the
company in #5. Most heads may require their share upfront. You can’t trust
anyone in this business!
9. The company gets cash deposit from ministry or agency. It
is withdrawn and handed to you. You can share with anyone that helped the
process, but you’ll sure retain the bulk of it.
10. Sink a borehole in your community with a very tiny
fraction of the money and call national TVs to come cover the “commissioning of
your constituency projects”.

11. Plan for next year.
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